Remember that story, well what you did not know is that's the truth, since the rats we have now have mutated into highly intelligent beings and this is no shit aye.
So after I came from TNT my garage and basement was infested with rats I seen about 10 and the man said for every one you see 30 more hiding so I went on a chase to get them out my house and discovered this newly evolved being and what I am about to tell you whether you wanna believe or not its up to you but this is the Gospel truth.
So I started by washing down my basement with some strong cleaners getting all the filth out and I really washed it down until they were scampering for their lives and of course I killed a couple.
By the next day when the pest control man had arrived what I was about to discover is beyond me.
So the traps and baits were installed and of course a lot of the all special glue traps that we all so love to buy and believe in, well let me begin the drama.
The entire basement baited and set, rats where dropping like flies but what I did not know was the dying ones were teaching the young ones to survive and the consequences of eating poison or going into a trap and yup bet your bottom dollar, this is where the baccanal started.
So me thinking all was well and all the rats died I decided to bring home my groceries and left my huge 10lb bag of rice on the floor in the living room and went to bed only to awake next morning and see the bag bitten and pieces of rice all over the floor. I going mad started to surround the bag with glue traps to catch the little sucker when I saw him run under the cupboards, I said ok today I am going catch you, well I moved around everything until he jumped out but what I never expected to see was a rat skipping over the traps away from the glue to safety, well I had the pest control back in telling him my story he responded "oh yes, I have heard of that a lot but I don't believe it"..."well" I said "just look at my daughter's phone you will surely see a rat running from me but skipping in and around the traps not to get caught", eventually I hit him with the good old broom trick and that was the end of him.
Sure they were all gone now, only to settle in one night to hear something chewing through my bedroom floor and no matter how I knocked the little sucker did not stop chewing, now I was sure they were coming in from outside and chewing through my walls and floor and oh yes they loved what was going on in here, so I set a few traps around the area where I heard the chewing, after about an hour I saw him dart and go running, I jumped up to watch, but what he did not anticipate is the slippery varnished and polished floors that had him skating without a sense of direction only to try dart back down his new whole just in time to get stuck on the trap, yes I thought an old school fellar I got him now, I am going put him in the kitchen to scream for help to call who ever else was there to get stuck too. Only to leave the kitchen and come back and see him chewing away at the trap from under him, in half hour he was almost off the trap so I stuck another one on top his back and left him sandwiched between the 2 and to be honest I was sure he would be dead in a minute, only to run upstairs to get my phone and come back to see 2 empty traps yup he was gone like the wind and the traps laid there chewed twisted and a free rat running reign, well these creatures now not only know to avoid traps but they also know how to get off a trap if caught and yup the bait boxes still full so after calling the exterminator about 5 times to my premises he said look you got to starve them so they eat the poison. I simply said "hell no they not eating it not because they eating other food they not eating it because they know its going kill them, the same way they jump over the trap or chew their way off if they get caught". Besides Rats don't want scraps anymore, the other day I find a piece of fry plantain stuck between the stove and when I take it out it was chew up chew up, pure rat bite all over it, them want fry snapper, jerk chicken, plantain, ackee and salt fish and just now they go ask for piece of steak. So folks don't look for a glue trap to help or some poison bricks in a bait box, the survivors of those dead ancestors rats have trained and pre warned their generation, and they've mutated into a higher more intelligent and battle ready rat life style, so you think again if you going catch rats these days, once they in its your task to get them out, yup I am sure I got them out the house but the garage is free reign and who knows when they going chew through the wall and come in again but this time I surely wont run for bait boxes or glue traps I think MaMa's good old broom will work for me against these mutated rats.....is down right war!
So after I came from TNT my garage and basement was infested with rats I seen about 10 and the man said for every one you see 30 more hiding so I went on a chase to get them out my house and discovered this newly evolved being and what I am about to tell you whether you wanna believe or not its up to you but this is the Gospel truth.
So I started by washing down my basement with some strong cleaners getting all the filth out and I really washed it down until they were scampering for their lives and of course I killed a couple.
By the next day when the pest control man had arrived what I was about to discover is beyond me.
So the traps and baits were installed and of course a lot of the all special glue traps that we all so love to buy and believe in, well let me begin the drama.
The entire basement baited and set, rats where dropping like flies but what I did not know was the dying ones were teaching the young ones to survive and the consequences of eating poison or going into a trap and yup bet your bottom dollar, this is where the baccanal started.
So me thinking all was well and all the rats died I decided to bring home my groceries and left my huge 10lb bag of rice on the floor in the living room and went to bed only to awake next morning and see the bag bitten and pieces of rice all over the floor. I going mad started to surround the bag with glue traps to catch the little sucker when I saw him run under the cupboards, I said ok today I am going catch you, well I moved around everything until he jumped out but what I never expected to see was a rat skipping over the traps away from the glue to safety, well I had the pest control back in telling him my story he responded "oh yes, I have heard of that a lot but I don't believe it"..."well" I said "just look at my daughter's phone you will surely see a rat running from me but skipping in and around the traps not to get caught", eventually I hit him with the good old broom trick and that was the end of him.
Sure they were all gone now, only to settle in one night to hear something chewing through my bedroom floor and no matter how I knocked the little sucker did not stop chewing, now I was sure they were coming in from outside and chewing through my walls and floor and oh yes they loved what was going on in here, so I set a few traps around the area where I heard the chewing, after about an hour I saw him dart and go running, I jumped up to watch, but what he did not anticipate is the slippery varnished and polished floors that had him skating without a sense of direction only to try dart back down his new whole just in time to get stuck on the trap, yes I thought an old school fellar I got him now, I am going put him in the kitchen to scream for help to call who ever else was there to get stuck too. Only to leave the kitchen and come back and see him chewing away at the trap from under him, in half hour he was almost off the trap so I stuck another one on top his back and left him sandwiched between the 2 and to be honest I was sure he would be dead in a minute, only to run upstairs to get my phone and come back to see 2 empty traps yup he was gone like the wind and the traps laid there chewed twisted and a free rat running reign, well these creatures now not only know to avoid traps but they also know how to get off a trap if caught and yup the bait boxes still full so after calling the exterminator about 5 times to my premises he said look you got to starve them so they eat the poison. I simply said "hell no they not eating it not because they eating other food they not eating it because they know its going kill them, the same way they jump over the trap or chew their way off if they get caught". Besides Rats don't want scraps anymore, the other day I find a piece of fry plantain stuck between the stove and when I take it out it was chew up chew up, pure rat bite all over it, them want fry snapper, jerk chicken, plantain, ackee and salt fish and just now they go ask for piece of steak. So folks don't look for a glue trap to help or some poison bricks in a bait box, the survivors of those dead ancestors rats have trained and pre warned their generation, and they've mutated into a higher more intelligent and battle ready rat life style, so you think again if you going catch rats these days, once they in its your task to get them out, yup I am sure I got them out the house but the garage is free reign and who knows when they going chew through the wall and come in again but this time I surely wont run for bait boxes or glue traps I think MaMa's good old broom will work for me against these mutated rats.....is down right war!
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